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 The Nastiest Bride Contest (aka the 5am pic)

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So, I thought for a different kind of wedding pic post, we could all post our nastiest wedding photos. Aw, c'mon girls, I know you weren't all picture perfect for the whole night. Why do I know this? Because I've seen my wedding photos, and I know the truth!!!


Here's my entry. Please note the following:

  • No, it's not raining outside...that's sweaty hair from dancing all night.
  • That would be a can of beer in my hand
  • I am holding the can of beer with my dress, which I had flung over my arm because it was getting in the way of my dancing
  • Note the strip of dirt running down the edge of my dress. The entire bottom of my dress was black.
  • Bless my good friend in the background, who has begun whipping her scarf over her head like a stripper


Here's the pic:



Who's going to see my nasty bride pic and raise me a nastier bride pic???

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 16 Aug 2005 2:08 PM
 16 Aug 2005
Itchy
New Member
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Assuming I haven't been cut from the site I will have to check at home and get back to you....the photographer left before the reception began but I'm sure I have some nasty "gonna cry and snot all over you" pics.... NO! I have a "fake cry" that would be PERFECT!! I'll DO it!

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 16 Aug 2005 2:15 PM
 24 Mar 2005
 Ottawa
Lillstar
Devotee
1,582
LOL! That's an awesome pic. I got a few that'll give you a run for your money!

simply lovely...



backing it up into my girlfriend!



the saddest part about this pic is that my 'sexy pose' is the least sexiest!


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 16 Aug 2005 2:17 PM
 4 Jul 2005
 GTA
CoMo
WB Chatterbox
425
Lillstar's giving you a run for your money!

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 16 Aug 2005 2:20 PM
 1 Dec 2004
Tarryn
Weddingbeller
779
These are too funny...

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 16 Aug 2005 2:22 PM
 27 Sep 2004
 Ottawa
sgibson
WB Postaholic
5,036
Quote:

Lillstar's giving you a run for your money!




OH, that's fine...tomorrow I'll bring in my 'shaking my ass' picture. Oh ya. That one will up the ante nicely.

Here's a few for now. I call them 'ode to a drunk bride' (though sadly, I wasn't drunk yet in these):





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 16 Aug 2005 2:34 PM
 24 Mar 2005
 Ottawa
Lillstar
Devotee
1,582
LOL! Those are not bad but I still think I have the lead.

Are you trying to threaten me with the 'shaking my ass' pic. To that I say JUST BRING IT SISTA!

I don't know though... I'm going to be sifting through the other pics my friends took I bet I could find more comprimising photos.

You're going down sgibson!

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 16 Aug 2005 3:03 PM
 27 Sep 2004
 Ottawa
sgibson
WB Postaholic
5,036
I have to say I'm disappointed. I know for a fact that lilstar and I are NOT the only nasty brides around here (yes, I have been reading the lesbo-crush post).

Lilstar, you have my respect. I'm still bringing in the shaking ass pic tomorrow. We'll see who's nastier!!!

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 16 Aug 2005 3:09 PM
 18 Feb 2005
 Milton, ON
macnic
WB Devotee
2,330
T minus 60 days girls and I'll have some gems to share, I'm sure...

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 16 Aug 2005 3:30 PM
 1 Dec 2004
Tarryn
Weddingbeller
779
This isn't me, but it's pretty nasty. I'm getting married in 19 days, I can guarantee I'll be able to share some.

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 16 Aug 2005 3:31 PM
 20 Feb 2005
 Montreal
sharandmark
WB Devotee
1,145
If this thread is still arouns in a month and a half I'll be happy to join in. I'm spill stuff a lot and we're having a chocolate fountain. I'll be the nestiest bride of all

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 16 Aug 2005 3:34 PM
 2 Jun 2004
C&D
WB Devotee
1,470
Here's one to rival y'all.
(sorry if this is someone you know!)


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 16 Aug 2005 3:34 PM
 27 Sep 2004
 Ottawa
sgibson
WB Postaholic
5,036
C&D wins. Contest is over.

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 16 Aug 2005 3:35 PM
 27 Sep 2004
 Ottawa
sgibson
WB Postaholic
5,036
Nope. It's not her (I'm so disappointed...that was a whole new level of respect). Contest is back on.

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 16 Aug 2005 3:38 PM
 2 Jun 2004
C&D
WB Devotee
1,470
Sorry - should have clarified. It's not me, I was embarrasingly classy on my wedding day (but I did have bathroom baskets though).

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 16 Aug 2005 3:40 PM
 24 Mar 2005
 Ottawa
Lillstar
Devotee
1,582
wait! I thought NOT having bathroom baskets was tacky! Man! I am never going to get this right!!

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 16 Aug 2005 3:50 PM
 7 Jul 2005
 Vancouver Island
katiemoons
Weddingbeller
968
Ok Sgibson and Lilstar, you ladies are killing me. So funny!
Yer gonna have to wait 9 months to see my nasty bride pictures. Oh, I'm sure there will be many.
Hey, that keg stand picture got me thinking....,
In college I used to be able to drink a bottle of beer standing on my head. Now THAT would be classy!

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 16 Aug 2005 4:27 PM
 12 May 2005
 Alberta
ldb
Postaholic
7,204
OMG Stacey you are too funny! LOVE the pics! Glad to see you have a sense of humour about it...how come noone else does?!?! C'mon girls, I'm dying to see more 'real' pictures!!

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 16 Aug 2005 4:41 PM
 27 May 2004
 Saskatoon, SK
jodycd
WB Devotee
1,301
I'm rather proud of this one:

Here we have the bride, Jody, hair sweated up and lovely from the dancing, graciously making herself openly accessible to the groom, Tim, to lick the icing out of her nostril. Classy!


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 16 Aug 2005 5:18 PM
 25 Apr 2005
 Moncton, New Brunswick
strangebride
WB Devotee
1,860
I can't wait til my wedding. We're having a ceremony, a reception and an after party ( at a bar where our friends are the bartenders / owners ) ... plus we're East coaters so we like to drink ... my wedding night pics should be really hot! can't wait...

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 16 Aug 2005 6:14 PM
 28 Jun 2005
 Newfoundland
newfiekliq
WB Devotee
1,012
I wish my wedding was already here. I KNOW I'd have some nasty pics to pass along. I'm the queen of nasty pics. Although after seeing some of these... maybe I'm not.

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 16 Aug 2005 6:22 PM
 22 Oct 2004
idreamy
WB Postaholic
5,478
Please keep this post alive with nasty pics, married folks! Mine isnt for another year, I will be back to win over you all

If I dont see any new ones soon Ill be forced to post the pic of me wearing my bra in the middle of campus this summer..but its not nearly as funny as your pics!

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 16 Aug 2005 6:29 PM
 20 Jul 2004
 Orangeville, ON
kad
Weddingbeller
768
Not quite the same caliber as sgibson or lilstar's but here you go....



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 16 Aug 2005 6:30 PM
 1 Jan 2010
Anonymous
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toooooooooooo funny! keep 'em coming, ladies! don;t be shy!

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 16 Aug 2005 6:33 PM
 22 Oct 2004
idreamy
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5,478
I love the look on your Dh's face! That would be a really good pic for the "favourite bi-weddingbeller" post, the ladies would get a kick out it!

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 16 Aug 2005 7:02 PM
 12 Jan 2004
 High River/ Calgary
Tab_bewitched
Weddingbeller
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These pictures Rock! If I could figure out the whole photobucket thing, I could probably be a contender for the Goofiest Bride pictures! Seriously - it's a wonder I got any decent pics of our day!

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 17 Aug 2005 9:09 AM
 8 Jan 2005
Margherita
Weddingbeller
713
Alrighty gal's, since I've never posted a "good" pic of myself I'll have to do that first before I post the "I'm tired, hungry, hot and sick of the photographer" pic.....

Here's me all perdy!!

Here's the money shot!!


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 17 Aug 2005 9:09 AM
 28 Jun 2005
 Newfoundland
newfiekliq
WB Devotee
1,012
Kad, that's a GREAT pic!

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 17 Aug 2005 9:14 AM
 24 Mar 2005
 Ottawa
Lillstar
Devotee
1,582
hahahah Margherita! you look like you want to shoot him here. It's subtle but your expression is priceless.

I think the real contender though is jodycd


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 17 Aug 2005 9:54 AM
 30 May 2005
 Ottawa
Nifer520
WB Postaholic
8,503
I cant see the picture... please... anyone?!?

I'm having a great time looking at these....

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 17 Aug 2005 10:20 AM
 18 Oct 2004
 NWT
nave
WB Devotee
1,179
I think santa is looking for sugar cookies in the wrong place. And someone should tell him to have his candy cane checked out. A curve that extreme can't be healthy.

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 17 Aug 2005 10:32 AM
 29 May 2005
 Winnipeg MB
BarbAB
WB Lurker
223
Can't see the "Money Shot" either!

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 17 Aug 2005 12:46 PM
 22 Oct 2004
idreamy
WB Postaholic
5,478
You look great in your first pic! But I cant see the money shot, poopies!

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 17 Aug 2005 1:02 PM
 18 Oct 2004
 NWT
nave
WB Devotee
1,179
Quote:

Alrighty gal's, since I've never posted a "good" pic of myself I'll have to do that first before I post the "I'm tired, hungry, hot and sick of the photographer" pic.....

Here's me all perdy!!

Here's the money shot!!





http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b319/Krazycatlady/enough1.jpg That's her pic.

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 17 Aug 2005 1:05 PM
 8 Jan 2005
Margherita
Weddingbeller
713
Thanx Nave......I just edited my post to fix it as well

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 17 Aug 2005 1:15 PM
 21 Oct 2004
 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
tiger_lily
Addict
2,980
I'm a lame-o and I still can't see it. Give me something about "page not existing.." or something dumb.

Oh man, the anticipation is killing me!

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 17 Aug 2005 1:29 PM
 24 Aug 2004
 Edmonton, Alberta
Dayna&Neil2005
WB Chatterbox
477
I can't see it either... just the perdy shot!

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 17 Aug 2005 1:55 PM
 27 Sep 2004
 Ottawa
sgibson
WB Postaholic
5,036
Are you people trying to trick me??? Where is this 'money shot' I hear of?

I forgot my ass shaking pic, but here's another good one. Look how much in love I seem:



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 17 Aug 2005 2:02 PM
 28 Jun 2005
 Newfoundland
newfiekliq
WB Devotee
1,012
hahahaha... I've never seen a bride look so happy on her wedding day. That's so funny, you look totally disgusted!

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 17 Aug 2005 3:57 PM
 22 Jul 2004
 Victoria, BC
Alysha
Raving Lunatic
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Quote:

Quote:

Lillstar's giving you a run for your money!




OH, that's fine...tomorrow I'll bring in my 'shaking my ass' picture. Oh ya. That one will up the ante nicely.

Here's a few for now. I call them 'ode to a drunk bride' (though sadly, I wasn't drunk yet in these):








Those pics are hilarious Stacey!! I just had to repost them again!

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 17 Aug 2005 5:22 PM
 27 May 2004
 Saskatoon, SK
jodycd
WB Devotee
1,301
Quote:

I think the real contender though is jodycd





Oh Thank you, Lillstar. It's really all I ever wanted in life... to be recognized for being nasty. Hey, I just gotta be me. You girls really should ask hubby for a little nostril action... not only was it classy, but it paved the way for one steamy wedding night.

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 17 Aug 2005 5:59 PM
 4 Jun 2005
July2006
WB Devotee
1,135
I love this post! It is hilarious. I'll definately have to post some after my wedding.

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 17 Aug 2005 6:10 PM
 28 Jun 2005
 Newfoundland
newfiekliq
WB Devotee
1,012
Stacey you're winning hands down. I can't believe there isn't anyone giving you a run for your money!

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 17 Aug 2005 6:22 PM
 13 Jul 2005
 Surrey, B.C
sweetpea124
Weddingbeller
795
You girls ROCK!!!!! This is a greeat thread!
I can't open the "money shot"!!!!!!!!!!!

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 17 Aug 2005 6:34 PM
 13 May 2005
 Sudbury girl in Ottawa
Francyne
WB Addict
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Quote:

Stacey you're winning hands down. I can't believe there isn't anyone giving you a run for your money!




Most of us are too embarassed to share our nastiest pics. But I'll give in. Here's the icky bride shot : Link



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 17 Aug 2005 11:05 PM
 18 Feb 2004
C and G
WB Devotee
1,555
DAMN!!! I need a scanner.

Great post.

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 18 Aug 2005 1:03 AM
 21 Jul 2004
shevy1978
Raving Lunatic
11,719
Stacey,

You are too funny! I am sure I will have a bunch of nasty pics to share in a few weeks so I'm bookmarking this thread and re-opening it when the time comes. I'm quite the partier, and I can't hold my liquor so it makes for some good quality nasty shots! Just you wait!!

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 18 Aug 2005 8:49 AM
 27 Sep 2004
 Ottawa
sgibson
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Quote:

Quote:

Stacey you're winning hands down. I can't believe there isn't anyone giving you a run for your money!




Most of us are too embarassed to share our nastiest pics. But I'll give in. Here's the icky bride shot : Link






I'm proud of you, Francyne...that's a good nasty shot. You're in the contest now too. I'm slightly concerned that I have an entire arsenal of them, however. I'm reserving said ass-shaking picture for my grand finale.

C&D, you wanna put our dresses on and try a keg stand???

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 18 Aug 2005 9:24 AM
 31 Jul 2003
P!nk
Raving Lunatic
14,371
Give me 16 days and I'll have something for you Stacey. We're having a 3 day party "Newfoundland-style" and there will be lots of homemade wine.

In the meantime, would you accept a nasty engagement pic?

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 18 Aug 2005 9:34 AM
 7 Feb 2005
 Ottawa, ON
Memphis
WB Lurker
229
It's a toss up between the one of SGibson dancing with her DH.....looks like he "cut the cheese" and it was smelly

Or

The one of SGibson at the alter.....I'm trying to figure out what your doing....making that noise with your mouth...you know when you fill your upper gums with air and squeeze it out to make a donald duck like sound?? (That's really hard to explain!!!) or your about to faint! LOL

These are too funny!!!

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 30 Apr 2012
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