I love these answers! LOL!
Beaker - it may be fleeting to you but in my eyes "you" (not you specifically) would always be a sh!t eater!
But not necessarily always a millionaire! That, plus the disgustingness, is why I'd never, NEVER do it.
We've asked this question of people before (usually there are a few adult beverages involved
and it still always suprises me how many people say yes! And, as someone else mentioned, a million dollars isn't what it used to be...