When Kevin Bacon comes riding up on a giant earthworm, please post the video to Youtube, k? Promise?
If I don't see a post from you at least every couple of days, I'm going to assume you've been taken back to some mothership or swallowed alive by a giant worm with rotting fangs or you're living in a bunker with Reba McEntire & Micheal Gross

Keep us posted 'cuz now I'm intrigued