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 bleaching your you-know-what

Do real women actually bleach their arses? The waxing down-there thread got me thinking that I am really not that concerned about that area (trimming is as far as I will go) and whenever I think of a bare muffin, I think of a porn star and wonder, do women bleach their buttholes as well? Should I be concerned? Is my hubby wishing I were bare and bleached?

Should there be a poll?
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 11 Apr 2012 3:48 PM
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lol I most certainly don't bleach my bum hole, but I'm sure there are some who do!
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 11 Apr 2012 3:50 PM
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Minimoi
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...And some people thought that WB wouldn't recover from the BIG CHANGE.

Seems to me, with all the 'care down there' threads around these days, that things have reverted back to normal wink
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 11 Apr 2012 4:00 PM
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Im still trying to wrap my mind around a cooter wax!! (i.e. brazilian)
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 11 Apr 2012 4:29 PM
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 Ottawa
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I have absolutely no idea why you would ever want that done.
I was watching Bridesmaids this past weekend and they talked about it, it puzzled me for the rest of the movie.

So ugh ya, no, I definitely don't bleach my arsehoooole.
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 11 Apr 2012 4:45 PM
 25 Sep 2010
First_Wife
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I'm partial to a bare muffin (stealing your term marieal) with a small landing strip, but I do not get my bum hole bleached. I understand why some women may want to, but it's not something I find necessary.

And marieal, every woman needs to get at least one Brazilian wax in her lifetime. You should give it a whirl, ask for a small landing strip, but have them take the rest off. If anything, you'll feel incredibly sexified until it grows back. Worst case scenario: you hate it and you grow it back, right? They aren't that painful and it literally takes no more than 15 minutes. Quick and easy!
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 11 Apr 2012 4:50 PM
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 Milford, Nova Scotia
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I won't bleach my teeth or my hair, I'm definitely not bleaching anything else! I'm ok with shaving/waxing/whatever down there. I prefer the bald look/feel and so does DH, but if he wanted me to bleach my bum I'd tell him to take a hike.
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 11 Apr 2012 5:15 PM
 28 Jun 2011
marieal
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"non-brown stained hole"!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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 11 Apr 2012 6:03 PM
 2 Dec 2007
 Mississauga, On
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How does it get done? Do you do it yourself? Or go to a salon? How long does it last.

I don't think it's for me, but now I'm very curious
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 11 Apr 2012 6:41 PM
 2 Dec 2007
 Mississauga, On
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I didn't think buttholes were stained. I thought it was just the skin in that area was darker. Wow, learn something new every day. But, I have to say, I'm a little disgusted but still intrigued

Off to google before and after pictures.
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 11 Apr 2012 6:42 PM
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 Richmond, BC, now in Surrey
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wouldn't the bleach or wax burn your poor bum hole???
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 11 Apr 2012 6:49 PM
 25 Feb 2009
 Ottawa
bridetobe2709
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And as long as we are discussing issues of your "you-know-what" ... how about a labiaplasty:

http://www.labiaplastysurgeon.com/labiaplasty-photo-gallery.html

(sorry - google took me to all kinds of bad places)!
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 11 Apr 2012 7:05 PM
 8 Jan 2012
 Canada
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Apparently I missed out on the bare muffin topic but I also highly recommend that everyone try it at least once!!
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 11 Apr 2012 7:22 PM
 6 Apr 2012
Goose
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Hahaha, DH and I joke all the time that I bleach my arsehole bc it looks like I do but I absolutely do not.
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 11 Apr 2012 7:25 PM
 2 Dec 2007
 Mississauga, On
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So is it really stained? Or just different colored skin?
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 11 Apr 2012 7:58 PM
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 Moncton, N.B
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OMG Kalua you are killing me!! I am seriously busting a gut laughing over here (while my husband asks me what the heck I'm howling about!!).
I must admit, I have never even heard of @rsehole bleaching before this thread. I am also intrigued ....off to google.
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 11 Apr 2012 8:28 PM
 2 Dec 2007
 Mississauga, On
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Unfortunately, I don't think most people have the amount of confidence they should and I think it's great they can fix what may be holding them back. I know we should all think we are made the way we are and lets be happy with our bodies, but I don't think most can actually say that about themselves. Plus, it's not like you can go to the gym and lose some of the stretched out lip, so I think it's good there is an option to fix it.

Same goes for a big mole on the face, sex change, unsticking two toes that are stuck together... No reason to get them fixed, but it's good to know you can if you want

Eta: same for bleaching. I am not paranoid about my anal color, but if I were, isnt great to know that there would be an option to boost my self confidence?
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 11 Apr 2012 8:31 PM
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 Ottawa, ON
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This thread is halarious.

I don't think I've come across so many words and terms that have made me laugh so much.

As for bum bleaching..Maybe if I was a stripper or pornstar.

Labiaplasty...interesting.
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 11 Apr 2012 8:42 PM
 28 Dec 2005
 Winnipeg
Nuevodia
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Wow, this thread has been very........illuminating. I will say that much. I've both laughed like a loon, and also learned some new things today.

Good old WB's.....all kinds of useful. smile
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 11 Apr 2012 8:52 PM
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For all of you who want to make your chocolate spider vanilla:

http://www.analbleaching.com/lightening-methods.html
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 11 Apr 2012 9:20 PM
 28 Jul 2008
 Vancouver, BC
OopsieBaby
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OMG dying over here. Muffins? Chocolate spider ?!???!? You're kidding me!! If DH pulls up the history on the computer tonight I'm going to have a lot to answer for!!! LOL!!
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 11 Apr 2012 10:59 PM
 3 Jan 2006
 Whitby
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Why why why would anyone bleach their rusty sheriff's badge, their chocolate starfish? Then they'd be neither rusty nor chocolate!! The entire nomenclature would have to change!
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 11 Apr 2012 11:26 PM
 29 Dec 2008
 Calgary
CateFace
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oh.god.cant.breathe


rofl


im loving all the creative names for bum hole
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 12 Apr 2012 12:42 AM
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Snowed
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Omfg this is hilariously enlightening. I have nothing constructive to add except nicknames: Hershey kiss, and rose bud. Hahaha
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 12 Apr 2012 1:01 AM
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So glad I visited WB today. rofl

For the record there will be absolutely no butt hole bleaching on my end. I can't even imagine the conversation with DH. "Hey baby guess what? I bleached my arse today to be more sexy, wanna check it out?"
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 31 Oct 2012 11:59 PM
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 12 Apr 2012 8:38 AM
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I love this thread. rofl

I had no idea ppl did that. Guess I don't watch enough porn.
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 12 Apr 2012 9:55 AM
 25 Feb 2009
 Ottawa
bridetobe2709
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Is Rusty Sheriff's Badge the bff of Rusty Trombone?? and ....

I think I need to get out my compact mirror and take a peek - I've become paranoid!
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 12 Apr 2012 3:30 PM
 2 Dec 2007
 Mississauga, On
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I'm totally with happy gal. Although I don't think I would get it done myself, I so want details. Feel free to pm me and I won't tell my sources.
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 12 Apr 2012 4:06 PM
 25 Feb 2009
 Ottawa
bridetobe2709
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Doggie style under the blankets?

I'd like to think my butt cheeks are so toight that it conceals my arse hole!

Yikes - that means they can see hemorrhoids too!!! Not that I have any ....
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 12 Apr 2012 4:26 PM
 25 Feb 2009
 Ottawa
bridetobe2709
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Any doggie style porn I've ever watched - the hole was pretty much .... plugged! shades
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 12 Apr 2012 5:27 PM
 29 Dec 2008
 Calgary
CateFace
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Ok what?! He's seen what now?! holy I don't know how I'll ever work up the courage to do doggie style again!
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 12 Apr 2012 5:31 PM
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 12 Apr 2012 6:24 PM
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I'm sad that I've avoided this thread for this long. Happy to have learned the terms "leather Cheerio", "chocolate spider", and "chocolate starfish"... I think I'm going to throw one (or all three) into a conversation with DH tonight and see what happens!
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 12 Apr 2012 6:52 PM
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newyears
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can't.stop.reading...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDD, I'm a huge prude apparently.
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 12 Apr 2012 7:02 PM
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 Regina, *home* is E-Town!
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5 bucks says a bunch of WBers are running out for brazilian's next week knowing that their DH's have seen their fuzzy little chocolate starfishes.

rofl
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 12 Apr 2012 7:24 PM
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I am watching some WB'ers lose their innocence in this thread and it is highly entertaining thumbsup
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 12 Apr 2012 8:09 PM
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 Montreal
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Boyfriend just weighed in "If your man has eaten you out, he's seen your anus. If he's done you doggy style, he probably really, really likes looking at it too"
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 12 Apr 2012 8:24 PM
 24 Nov 2010
 Canada
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Love this thread! rofl

Just talked to DH, and he said the same thing-he's definitely seen my butthole. Is it weird that I've never thought about it before (until now)? DH said he doesn't really notice it when we do doggy-style but has noticed it when we've 69'd. Hmmm. I asked him what colour it is but he doesn't remember. Must not be too offensive! LOL
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 12 Apr 2012 8:27 PM
 19 Jan 2012
 BC
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Don't get me wrong, y'all, I don't care that DH has seen it (he's seen worse - 2 hours of pushing a baby out in the living room, umbilical cord hanging out my body, placenta in a yogurt tub in the freezer) I just didn't think that he had.

And in reference to the OP: if I was ever asked to bleach it, as a PP has said, I'd tell him to take a long walk off a short pier.
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 12 Apr 2012 8:35 PM
 1 Jan 2010
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Yeah 69 makes me uncomfy.. I figure his nose it right there at that "chocolate starfish"

Confessions- we played around with the camera one night while getting down and dirty, so I've seen my own! I can never look at those pictures again
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 12 Apr 2012 9:49 PM
 4 Apr 2012
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DH - What are the ladies on the internet talking about tonight?
me - Oh you know, bleaching our sheriff badges and sex furniture.
DH - I liked it better when you were filling me in on the drama.

rofl rofl
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 12 Apr 2012 10:21 PM
 29 Dec 2008
 Calgary
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Ignorance is bliss, I was a happy confident sex pot I was quite content thinking it was concealed
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 12 Apr 2012 10:35 PM
 19 Apr 2008
 Regina, *home* is E-Town!
Tanky
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See, maybe it's because I'm not anti-bum, but there have been many a gents who've umm... targeted... the area in one way or another, and one would assume they're not blindly inserting/touching the area. (TMI?)

rofl Hence why the ignorance and naivety is all so surprising to me!
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 12 Apr 2012 11:30 PM
 22 Aug 2007
RedVelvet
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This is the best thread ever.

Thank you. Thank you all.
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 12 Apr 2012 11:53 PM
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RedVelvet
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 13 Apr 2012 2:00 AM
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I googled and found a local spa who advertises it on their website for $50 a session.

waxbar.ca
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 13 Apr 2012 1:01 PM
 18 Jul 2006
Dazed
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OK, every time I see this, I have NO idea what I'm supposed to know for the "you-know-what". This was the closest I could come up with, and I only just saw it today:

http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown

Gotta love that line about "I just don't have enough racism with my misogyny these days".
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 14 Apr 2012 9:56 PM
 23 Oct 2007
 Toronto
baberoo
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I just read this entire thread and I'm laughing so hard I've got tears. Reminds me of the old days of WB wink
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 15 Apr 2012 12:06 PM
 30 Nov 2007
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Gary and I were talking about anal bleaching last week....the conversation started with it "is always interesting when the kids find Grandpa's collection of stripper signatures"....I asked how anyone would know they were stripper signing? He explained that a popular activity for strippers is to sign papers not using their lips (well not the lips on their faces) and to add the bunghole for extra special gifts - apparently a good bleaching ensures that it is all neat and tidy down there and looks pretty on the paper.........

Now to go find a mirror and spend some time checking out what anyone would see if my butt was up in the air...

Life really is too short, maybe I will just tantalize by losing the remote in my bra again..
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 31 Oct 2012 11:59 PM
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